Ramona Ramona Ramona Ramona!!! Ramona Quimby. She's neato groovy keen and you know you secretly wanna read all about the weirdo things she's always doing. Remember the time she wore her pajama's to school? Or the time she broke an egg over her head? [heehee] Ramona's adorable. I love the pants offa her. (not literaly, that would be wrong) Come see why I think she's so keen.
I didn't write it, but Someone did! And did a darn fine job of it too! Seriously, though, this is just a bunch of poems that I think are really good. Okay, so that's not a very eloquant intro, but why do I need a lot of fanfare? You like poems, don't you? Click here and read some of the poems I like the best, by Elizabeth Barrett Browning, W. H. Auden, and Archy the cockroach. (oh man, if that doesn't pique your curiosity, Nothing will!) Updated often.
Who Does Jerry Love?Well, the guestbook is gone, since hardly anyone bothered to sign it. (Thanks Tommy & Louis...you're super.) And in it's place I've decided to just spend a whole lot of time irritating a friend of mine by setting up a voting booth between his little Russell, and my dearest Callum. As Jerry would say: It's something to do.
Nuttiness Generator (Under Construction)A seperate list of smaller, less extensive websites that required little or no effort on my part at all. Featuring Five (almost compleatly) Different quote scripts on Five (almost compleatly) Different topics! Is there no end to my boredom?
I'm not a big fan of link lists. So I won't include one. Well...okay, you twisted my arm. But this is a Very short list. There aren't a lot of sites I really find worthy of promoting, so don't get your hopes up. We'll be lucky if this list reaches ten entries.
I tried to think of a snazzy title for this section, but they all sounded so dorky, I decided to just go with what's tried and true. So. Yea. Click here to write me a letter.
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"It was an otter. I was ten, it was dead, someone hit me with it. Can we move on?"
Benton Fraser, dueSouth
It means....nothing. And everything. Actually, it's just a distortion of an umbrella.